29 May 2009 @ 14:19, by Max Sandor
Yes, he was seen again: the illustre but illicit and illusionary appearance of the white rabbit, digging underneath the wall that separates our garden from the wildness of the Brazilian jungle, its ferocious plants, unique varieties of the 'mata atlantica' along with common vines and shrubs.
He smiled, a leaf between his silly teeth: "you don't know what I found here, hahahaha", he giggled. "If you want to be illuminated, just chew a bit of that one, hahahahaha".
I should have known better. But my illimited desire for illumination won over my more rational aspects. I chew on it. And I became unconscious for hours and felt sick for days.
The next time I saw the White Rabbit, I was in the mood to prepare him for Sunday nite dinner. "You've been f..ing lying to me, you slimy m...r!"
"Not so, my stupid friend!" he countered my insult. "Tell me, what does the word 'illumination' REALLY mean? Think about it, and you'll see that you got what I promised!"
Coming to know the White Rabbit quite well over the years, I knew he was up to something. OK, then, il-legal means 'unlawful', il-limited means 'without limits', so 'il-lumination' must mean 'WITHOUT (en)lightening'.
"Well, well, well," I spoke to the rabbit. "I can see your trick! Now, who in the world turned this word around?"
White Rabbit laughed out loud. "Whoever claims to 're-veal' things, which means putting a new veil on top on an existing one without UN-vealing it, may also be guilty for creating the joke of the word 'il-lumination', don't you think so? You were quite ill because of the herb of illumination. I feel sorry for you! If I were a crocodile, a big tear would pour out of my right eye now. But, then again, I am white rabbit, you know!"
"I deserved no better," I conceded, thinking of revenge.
"You're quite an illustrous creature!" I finally said with a smile.
And at that, the White Rabbit turned red in his face, the eyes bulged forward, foam formed between his lips.
Finally, finally, I found an insult for the White Rabbit!
Dear Reader, do you know why a rabbit hates the word 'illustrous', haha-hoho?
Have a great Sunday, everybody!
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